In an off centered town north of London, in an orb about ten feet above ours, exists Wilbur. Baker extraordinaire. Stutterer supreme. Unfortunately, for this thirty-something man, women are not flocking. Sure he's sweet, but his Mother and her fleshy arms have the best of him and Wilbur must escape her grasp. After all, everyone in the whole town seems to be in a relationship but him. Love is the only escape...will he ever be free? In comes a little green package...in it, "the bean"... not your ordinary bean, but a mail order bean that grows into something that promises to make Wilbur's dreams come true, or maybe not.