FISHMONGER follows the story of Christie O’Mallaghan, a pathetic Irish fishmonger who lives on the island of Connamarragagh, hated by everyone for being a disgrace of a man — can’t fish, can’t swim, has never kissed a woman. When Christie’s mother is struck down with a deadly case of St. Moira’s Bloat, Christie learns that if he is unmarried at the hour of her death, her soul will burn in hell for eternity.Christie sets off on wild ride of suicide attempts, tentacle sex, and bursting hell-blisters. Either Christie will rise above his life of failures, or his mother will burn.